Prompts

 Here are 111 prompts for you to take inspiration from:

Text message Prompts:

1.     Killed two bears, a cougar and taught Nessie how to sing her ABC’s. Birthday win.

2.     This morning I woke up under the kitchen table. I went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. There were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and I found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. I’m guessing I had a very happy birthday.

3.     You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song

4.     In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.

5.     Woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? I’d say so.

6.     She gace me a BJ in her parent's kitchen when I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes. 

7.     Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.

8.     He titled his birthday party on Facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.

9.     Birthday was great; I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.

10. Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.

11. Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.

12. At least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.

13. The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.

14. So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.

15. Sorry I couldn’t make it to your birthday last night. I admit I chose being a whore over you.

16. Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there were 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.

17. Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.

18. Need a clean up crew. 

19. I wanted a Birthday blowjob, not a birthday VD. 

20. Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my Birthday. 

21. Come over? It's my Birthday!

22. I drank her blood for my Birthday. 

23. Thanks for the best birthday ever!

24. Edward, I just read on your Twitter you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post Birthday smoothie..." A little revealing, no?

25. The cops didn't even say Happy Birthday to me. 

26. I just got turned down by all the attractive chicks in the bar, but the drunk fat chick is checking me out or its a trick of her lazy eye. God hates me, since it's my Birthday. 

27. What kind of Birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party?

28. I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best Birthday weekend ever!

29. She forgot my Birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina?

30. Dude, he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, while he was getting a lap dance. He was THAT drunk. 

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General Ward Prompts:

76. Partyward

77. Drugward

78. Vampireward (Gold or Red)

79. Nerdward

80. Darkward

81. Daddyward

82. Olderward

83. Teenward

84. Angerward


85. Babyward


86. Cheaterward


87, Killerward


88. Wrestlerward


89. Crazyward


90. Fighterward


91. Crossoverward


92. Texasward


93. Rebelward


94. Misfitward


95. Rockstarward


96. Bossward


97. Mobward


98. Actorward


99. Violentward


100. Fantasyward


101. AlienWard


102. Kingward


103. Shifterward


104. Hippyward


105. Richward


106. Poorward


107. Hurtward


108. Cityward


109. Grandpaward


110. Overprotectiveward


111. Copward